David Sedaris in Victoria

The David Sedaris reading at Bolen Books was great. I'm glad I went early because I had a great seat, but if I had to go back in time, I'm not sure that I would wait three hours to get his autograph.

He tried to guess my sign: "Erin the Scorpio?"

I didn't know what he was getting at: "Is that a thing?"

Then he guessed Sarah's sign correctly. I'm always awkward with celebrities.

The Internet tells me that "Stay Asian" is one of his favorite slogans.